In the world of farming, this is the highest honor. He was simply outstanding in his field!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
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61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online.
my wife actually laughed at this. that is a miracle, trust me!
so simple yet so true. the bottom of the box always has the best secrets.
sometimes you just need a stupid joke to feel better. this worked.
i actually had to read this three times. i am not a smart man.