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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
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Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
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Could this joke BE any funnier?
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
so true about managers. they never get the punchline anyway.
this is so bad its actually good. shared it with my coworkers today.
sometimes you just need a stupid joke to feel better. this worked for me.
who even comes up with these? lmao, my favorite one so far this week.
my bestie is going to kill me when she sees this in our group chat.