He wanted to see how time flies! It’s a high-level observation.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
True story! I was there!
i’m still laughing. its been 5 minutes. help me.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio of jokes.
the logic holds up. i checked. lol.
classic humor, reminds me of the old internet forums from the 90s. love it!
lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading.