Because they were his watch dogs!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
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A: One is ...read more »
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Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
But you have heard of this joke!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
found this via google search and it made my day. greeting from poland!
i’m gonna tell this to my manager tomorrow and see what happens.
is it just me or is this actually a very deep philosophical thought??
shared this in our family chat. my grandma actually loved it!
i’m still laughing. its been 5 minutes. help me.