Because he was a copy cat!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
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I’ll be back... to read this again.
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
One does not simply read one joke.
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online these days.
literally the story of my life.
i thought it was going to be a long story but the short ones are the best.
lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading.
i’m still thinking about the pepperoni part from earlier.