Just in case he got a hole in one. You can never be too prepared on the course.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.
hahaha, i needed this today. work was so stressful but this made me smile.
real humor for real people. keep em coming!
i am going to test this theory tonight. for science. lol.
i’ve been scrolling for 20 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.