Because he was a little down. We all have those rainy days.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
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52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
haha good one! why do we make life so complicated? love the simplicity here.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker. wish me luck!
this is peak internet. thank u for keeping it simple and funny.
i’m still thinking about the pepperoni part. now i’m hungry. thanks…
i’m laughing way harder than i should. my cat is looking at me weirdly.