Even the best technology can run into issues once in a while. It turns out it just had a tiny virus.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
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52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
Posting this to my own wall right now!
lol, i’ve seen a similar situation in real life. people are amazing sometimes.
lol, i actually spit out my coffee. thanks for that… not. haha.
so much better than tiktok. real text humor.
i showed this to my son and he just rolled his eyes. mission accomplished.
my wife is going to roll her eyes so hard at this. i cant wait.