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Why did the blonde take a ruler to the garden?

I just found this classic blonde joke:

To see how long the grass was.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde take a ruler to the garden?”

  1. User_30
    User_30 [Human Verified]

    i’ve heard this one before but this version is way better. the ending is gold.

  2. User_994
    User_994 [Human Verified]

    wait… i had to read this twice to get it. does that make me a blonde too?? hahaha.

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