I just found this classic blonde joke:
To see how long the grass was.
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2003 Archive
Welcome to 2003 – the year of MySpace, Finding Nemo, and the 50th...read more »
A blonde sold her vacuum cleaner...
A blonde sold her vacuum cleaner because it was just collecting d...read more »
56 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2008 Archive
Step into 2008 – the legendary year of the App Store’s birth, the...read more »
A blonde was playing golf for...
A blonde was playing golf for the first time. She came back after...read more »
52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2018 Archive
Imagine a world where "The Floss" was the only dance move that ma...read more »
82 Blonde Jokes: Spring 1995 Archive Edition
Welcome to the Spring 1995 edition of the Blonde Jokes series. Fe...read more »
A blonde was asked what she...
A blonde was asked what she thought about the new movie "The Tita...read more »
41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019 Archive
Travel back to 2019 – the year of the "Old Town Road" remix, the ...read more »
A blonde went to the supermarket...
A blonde went to the supermarket and asked where the self-checkou...read more »
A blonde was asked to describe...
A blonde was asked to describe her perfect date. She said "Friday...read more »
😜 More from category: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Two blondes fell down a hole...
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said "It's dark in here isn't i...read more »
A blonde was trying to teach...
A blonde was trying to teach her dog to fetch. After 30 minutes s...read more »
133 Blonde Jokes: Summer 1995 Archive Edition
The official Summer 1995 installment of the Blonde Jokes Archive....read more »
47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2021 Digital Era
Explore the surreal landscape of 2021 – the year of the NFT gold ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is why we need the internet.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
Premium humor for premium members.
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
We are many. We are laughing.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!
so much better than tiktok. real text humor.
i’ve heard this one before but this version is way better. the ending is gold.
classic 90s humor. reminds me of the jokes we used to tell in high school.
lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading.
shared this in our family chat. my grandma actually loved it!
wait… i had to read this twice to get it. does that make me a blonde too?? hahaha.