This blonde one-liner is short and sweet:
She wanted to reach the high notes.
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You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
haha, i love how her mind works. zero logic, 100% funny.
so much better than tiktok. real text humor.
wait, let me read that again… okay, now i got it. i am slow today haha.
classic! we need a “print” button for these.
found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. real humor for real people.
haha, the logic is flawless in its own way. for science!