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Why did the blonde take a flashlight to the beach?

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She wanted to see the waves.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy04/20/2012 23:53Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@QuickTime_Viewer09/18/2009 03:40Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Hotmail_Checker07/29/2002 11:57Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Pentium_Power10/17/2004 13:40My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Mr_Blonde_Dance09/05/2005 04:36Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Anchorman_Ron11/10/1999 11:32I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Baxter_The_Dog10/11/1998 04:49Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Woman_Yelling_C04/02/2008 15:22The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@Ring_Member_9806/03/2011 04:43Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Slow_Clap_Guy06/23/2007 01:46...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

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7 thoughts on “Why did the blonde take a flashlight to the beach?”

  1. User_908
    User_908 [Human Verified]

    i’ve heard this one before but this version is way better. the ending is gold.

  2. User_123
    User_123 [Human Verified]

    i showed this to my blonde coworker and she just stared at me for 30 seconds. priceless.

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