This one is a total US humor staple:
She wanted to take a shot of espresso.
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this is the peak of blonde jokes. nothing can beat this one today.
wait, let me read that again… okay, now i got it. haha.
this is the peak of blonde jokes. nothing can beat this one today.
sometimes you just need a stupid joke to feel better. this worked for me.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
wait, let me read that again… okay, now i got it. i am slow today haha.