Why did the blonde put lipstick…

Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? She wanted to make up her mind.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Welcome to 2001 – the year of the first iPod, the launch of Wikip...read more »

A blonde swallowed a penny and said "Wow, I finally have some cha...read more »

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Welcome to 2005 – the year YouTube was born and the first video w...read more »

A blonde put sugar on her pillow because she wanted sweet dreams.read more »

A blonde tried to sell her vacuum cleaner because it was just col...read more »

Step back into 2014 – the year of the viral Ice Bucket Challenge ...read more »

Welcome to 2000 – the new millennium, the year of the Nokia 3310 ...read more »

A blonde was asked to describe her perfect date. She said "Friday...read more »

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The official Summer 1995 installment of the Blonde Jokes Archive....read more »

A blonde tried to catch fog yesterday. She mist.read more »

@Tyler_Durden_Real01/11/2009 03:36Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Jackie_Brown_Fan03/24/2004 12:28Smooth joke, very smooth.

@MTV_Unplugged08/22/2001 07:53Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.

@Thundercats_Ho04/17/2011 13:23Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Grumpy_Cat_Real07/09/2005 16:40I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@CompuServe_Classic09/28/2012 07:53Premium humor for premium members.

@Flickr_User_0404/02/2001 13:34A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Annoying_Orange03/30/1998 17:59Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!