She wanted to speed dial her friends.
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I am crying... with laughter!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
A classic from the Spanish web too!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio is back.
sometimes you just need a stupid joke to feel better. this worked for me.
my wife actually laughed at this. that is a miracle, trust me!
i’m laughing so much my stomach hurts. help.
i’ve heard a version of this, but this one is much better.
found a typo in the joke but it makes it even more authentic. love it!