She wanted to start her day with a “pop.”
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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58 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2016 Archive
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Standard classic. Never gets old.
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio is back.
literally me every single morning. why is this so accurate??
lol, so true! reminds me of that old joke about the blonde and the puzzle.
best discovery of the day. i needed a good laugh.
i’ve heard a version of this in london, but this one is much better.
found this while i was supposed to be working. oops.