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Why did the blonde put a tie on her pet dog?

I just found this classic blonde joke:

She wanted a business partner.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy07/27/1996 10:35Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@Hotmail_Original03/03/2012 18:56Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@Construction_Dig08/29/2015 17:36Still digging for more humor!
@DMOZ_Volunteer12/19/1999 17:20Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Bebo_Lover_0507/13/2010 01:58Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@Neopets_Trader01/03/2010 08:15Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
@Epic_Fail_Guy06/13/2014 17:30This joke is an Epic Win!
@Anonymous_User11/12/2002 18:06We are many. We are laughing.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put a tie on her pet dog?”

  1. User_526
    User_526 [Human Verified]

    lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading this.

  2. User_541
    User_541 [Human Verified]

    i’ve been scrolling for 20 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.

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