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Why did the blonde put a mirror on the floor?

I just found this classic blonde joke:

She wanted to see herself in a new light.

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@The_Mask_Smokin12/28/2009 21:22P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Encarta_Explorer11/30/2006 07:20I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Dawson_Creek_Fan10/10/2011 18:00I am crying... with laughter!
@Hellboy_Red02/20/2006 05:52I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Bernie_Mittens06/19/2007 06:19I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
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@DMOZ_Volunteer02/21/2010 17:46Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Illidan_Blind04/18/2006 03:02I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Social_Media_G08/02/2005 08:31I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put a mirror on the floor?”

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    User_482 [Human Verified]

    lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading this.

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