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Why did the blonde put a lightbulb in her pocket?

A quick laugh to finish the category:

She wanted to have a bright idea on the go.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@DVD_Collector01/21/2010 05:45Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Saved_By_The_Bell07/09/2005 15:04I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
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@Marquee_Text_Fan04/02/2008 03:27<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put a lightbulb in her pocket?”

  1. User_910
    User_910 [Human Verified]

    i’ve been scrolling for 10 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.

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