You’ll appreciate the logic in this one:
Because it had too many windows.
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Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
Old school processing, new school laughs.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
Thanks for the donation and the joke!
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
my hair is brown but my brain is definitely blonde today. i totally feel her.
lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading this.
best joke i’ve heard in years. simple and effective.
i’m laughing so much my stomach hurts. pure vibes.
honestly, i can see myself doing this on a monday morning. total brain fog.