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Why did the blonde put a hat on her knee?

I just found this classic blonde joke:

She heard it was a cap.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put a hat on her knee?”

  1. User_785
    User_785 [Human Verified]

    i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to be confused lol.

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