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Why did the blonde put a clock on her shoe?

If you need a laugh, this blonde joke is for you:

She wanted to be on time.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@XFiles_Spooky_M05/24/2002 13:50Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Charmed_Ones11/14/1998 21:32The power of three... laughs!
@Spice_Girl_Posh07/28/1997 06:37Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Zip_Drive_Owner05/08/2014 12:22Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Judge_Dredd_Law12/28/1996 21:38I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@He_Man_Power08/22/2005 01:46I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Epic_Fail_Guy03/04/2010 22:15This joke is an Epic Win!
@Slow_Clap_Guy06/23/1996 08:44...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
@Browser_War_V09/04/2015 06:56Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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