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Why did the blonde put a clock in her shoe?

She just wanted to “walk on time.”

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Ghost03/26/2001 01:42Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Pikachu_Fan_8807/28/2013 12:26Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Sixth_Sense_Cole04/03/2013 23:01I see funny people... everywhere!
@Emule_Donkey04/21/2010 22:07Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Hackers_Movie_Fan03/22/2001 19:56Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan03/31/2011 01:09Silently laughing in the snow.
@Napoleon_Dyna03/31/1998 03:07Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put a clock in her shoe?”

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    User_481 [Human Verified]

    i’ve been scrolling for 10 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.

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