This one is a total US humor staple:
She wanted to sit on top of the world.
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I am the king of the world... of laughing!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
i’ve heard this one before but this version is way better. the ending is gold.
my boss told me this joke and nobody laughed. i laughed here though. lol.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio of jokes.
i thought it was going to be a long story but short ones are the best.
found this via a link on reddit. glad i clicked.
i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to get offended lol.