Another classic American blonde joke for you:
She heard the books were quiet.
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Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
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If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
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this is peak internet. thank u for keeping it simple and funny.
so simple but so effective. i love short blonde jokes.
haha, the logic is flawless in its own way. for science!
my girlfriend didnt laugh. i think shes broken. hahaha.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online.
i showed this to my blonde coworker and she just stared at me for 30 seconds. priceless.