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Why did the blonde bring a surfboard to the desert?

Another classic blonde joke for your collection:

She heard there were sand waves.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde bring a surfboard to the desert?”

  1. User_62
    User_62 [Human Verified]

    omg i actually have a friend who would do exactly this. shes a natural blonde lol.

  2. User_285
    User_285 [Human Verified]

    honestly, i can see myself doing this on a monday morning. blonde moment for sure.

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