She wanted to “tie up” some loose ends with her budget.
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My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
I see funny people... everywhere!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
We created a monster... of a joke!
the punchline hit me like a truck. did not see that coming at all!
lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading this.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
literally me trying to fix my life every monday.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker at the party tomorrow. wish me luck!
i was expecting a different ending but this was a pleasant surprise!