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Why did the blonde bring a car door to the desert?

This one is a staple in American humor:

So she could roll down the window if it got too hot.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja04/23/2000 15:31Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Futurama_Bender12/24/2008 23:51Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Baywatch_Runner07/04/2014 21:28Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Unix_Wizard08/18/2010 22:20sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Tyler_Durden_Real05/10/2001 06:09Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde bring a car door to the desert?”

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    User_511 [Human Verified]

    so much better than all those weird ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.

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