It wasn’t a flat tire or a broken chain. The poor thing was just two-tired!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll be back... to read this again.
Finding the patterns in the humor.
We created a monster... of a joke!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
Go, go, go! More jokes!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
I should make a game about this joke.
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
classic human humor. zero ai, zero nonsense.
my wife actually laughed at this. that is a miracle, trust me!
happiness is definitely not having to set an alarm. period.
so simple but so effective. i love short jokes like this.
real humor for real people. keep em coming!