It wasn’t a mechanical failure or a flat tire. It was just two-tired!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
This humor took me to new heights!
You must construct additional laughs!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
A wild laugh appeared!
lol, i’ve seen a similar situation in real life. people are amazing sometimes.
i’m gonna test this theory tonight. for science.
so simple yet so true. the bottom of the box always has the best secrets.
so much better than all those ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.
haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.