A pro-fessional! He’s really cool under pressure when things get busy.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The farce is strong with this one!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
Equality for all jokes!
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
the punchline hit me like a truck. did not see that coming at all!
this is exactly why i love this site. zero fluff, just good vibes.
i thought it was going to be a long story but the short ones are the best.
classic 90s humor style. reminds me of the old internet forums. nostalgia!