A puddle. A very short-lived desert wonder.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
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59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
I’ll be back... to read this again.
The Dude abides... this joke.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!
i’m laughing so much my stomach hurts. pure vibes.
i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to be confused lol.
literally me trying to fix my life every monday.
found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. pepperoni pizza is life.
this is the peak of human civilization right here. lol.