It’s a prehistoric problem that hasn’t changed in millions of years. It’s a dino-snore!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
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The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
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What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
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Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
sometimes you just need a stupid joke to feel better. this worked.
literally me every single morning. why is this so accurate??
is this actually deep or am i just tired? lol.
so true about managers. they never get the punchline anyway.
so simple yet so true. the bottom of the box always has the best secrets.