A walk! It’s a very slow transition.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is why we need the internet.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
literally the story of my life.
this is the peak of human civilization right here. lol.
lol, i actually spit out my coffee. thanks for that… not. haha.
i’ve been scrolling for 20 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.
i’m still thinking about the pepperoni part from earlier.