A sham-rock! Perfect for a bit of luck.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
i’m gonna need a bigger fridge for all these printouts.
lol, i actually spit out my coffee. thanks for that… not. haha.
haha good one! why do we make life so complicated? love the simplicity here.
i’m gonna test this theory tonight. for science.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online.