An impasta! A classic culinary deception that’s always a bit hard to swallow.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
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Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
Smooth joke, very smooth.
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
Tapping my way to a good mood.
who even comes up with these? lmao, my favorite one so far this week.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio of jokes.
is it just me or is this actually a very deep philosophical thought??
sometimes you just need a stupid joke to feel better. this worked for me.
classic! we need a “print” button for these.