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What do you call a blonde in a tree?

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@Beavis_Butthead06/25/2003 15:48Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@CSS_Master_9905/03/1995 08:01Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Mainframe_Manny11/20/2003 10:13Old school processing, new school laughs.
@CatDog_Alone03/14/1999 13:38One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Old_School_Frank08/07/2009 16:04We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Pwnage_King09/23/1997 12:34Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
@Flash_Game_Dev01/18/1995 00:51I should make a game about this joke.

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6 thoughts on “What do you call a blonde in a tree?”

  1. User_743
    User_743 [Human Verified]

    lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading this.

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