A waist of time. Literally.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A joke about nothing? Love it!
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
my grandma used to tell this one. good memories, thanks.
i was expecting something else but this was a pleasant surprise!
haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.
haha, the logic is flawless in its own way.
this is why we have the internet. for this kind of gold.