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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Professional humor for professional people.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
literally me every single morning. why is this so accurate??
found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. pepperoni pizza is life.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker. wish me luck!
so simple yet so true. the bottom of the box always has the best secrets.
my wife actually laughed at this. that is a miracle, trust me!