A gummy bear! Just as sweet, but less dangerous.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
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61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
But you have heard of this joke!
Super green! Hilarious!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
Not bad. Not bad at all.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!
shared this with my coworkers. now nobody is working.
wait, i need to read this again. okay, now i got it. i am slow today.
found this via a link on reddit. glad i clicked, worth it.
i’m still thinking about the pepperoni part from earlier.
classic humor, reminds me of the old internet forums from the 90s. love it!