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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
My followers need to see this!
i’ve been scrolling for an hour and this is the first one that made me laugh.
i’m still thinking about the pepperoni part from earlier.
my cat usually acts as a natural alarm clock so i never win anyway…
found a typo but who cares, the joke is 10/10.
i’m laughing so much my stomach hurts. pure vibes.