What did the blonde say after looking at her pregnancy test? “Oh look, two pink lines – that means it’s positive!”
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
A blonde took her TV to...
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A blonde swallowed a penny and...
A blonde swallowed a penny and said "Wow, I finally have some cha...read more »
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41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2005 Archive
Welcome to 2005 – the year YouTube was born and the first video w...read more »
59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1999 – the year of the Y2K scare, Napster, and the rel...read more »
A blonde was asked what she...
A blonde was asked what she thought about the new movie "The Tita...read more »
62 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2020 Pandemic Edition
Step back into the year of lockdowns, endless Zoom calls, and the...read more »
A blonde kept a picture of...
A blonde kept a picture of her husband in the car so she could re...read more »
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😜 More from category: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
A blonde went to a restaurant...
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133 Blonde Jokes: Summer 1995 Archive Edition
The official Summer 1995 installment of the Blonde Jokes Archive....read more »
A blonde went to college just...
A blonde went to college just to learn how to spell "college".read more »
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A blonde went to the store and asked for a dozen eggs. The clerk ...read more »
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Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Found a real treasure with this one.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
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