Why was the TV on MTV? Because Carson Daly was counting down the top 10 videos, and we had to know if the Backstreet Boys were still #1 before we could eat.
Part of the 37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Fruity iMac” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
1999 Joke: A Man Was Carving
A man was carving the turkey on Thanksgiving when his mother-in-l...read more »
33 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & Instagram” Edition
In 2010, Thanksgiving was the year we stopped looking at each oth...read more »
2024 Archive: The Rabbit R1 & Humane Pin Fail
Why was the tech-uncle so quiet? Because he spent $700 on a "smar...read more »
2024 Classic: The Bluey "The Sign" Episode
Why were all the parents crying? Because a 28-minute cartoon abou...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2019 “Baby Yoda & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, Thanksgiving was about protecting "The Child," wondering...read more »
2024 Classic: The "JoJo Siwa Rebrand"
Why was the niece wearing black glitter and acting "dark"? Becaus...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Thanksgiving was about eating like it was our last meal ...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2021 “Bernie’s Mittens & Squid Game” Edition
In 2021, Thanksgiving was about awkward family reunions, wonderin...read more »
2025 Legacy: Deepfake Relatives
Why did "Aunt Susan" look 20 years younger on the Zoom call? Beca...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Anti-Aging" Craze
Why did the parents look like teenagers? Because "Longevity Suppl...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Thanksgiving was about spinning plastic toys, debating "...read more »
2025 Classic: Autonomous Delivery Drones
Why was there a swarm of drones in the yard? Because Mom forgot t...read more »
2020 Joke: A Turkey Was Running
A turkey was running through the farm on Thanksgiving morning yel...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "North West at the Lion King" Drama
Why was the nephew "nepotism-ing" his way into the best seat? Bec...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!