Why did she want us to “Un-Break Her Heart”? Because her voice was so deep it could literally repair the emotional damage caused by listening to the Macarena 40 times a day.
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Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
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Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
A joke for the end of the world.
The history of humor in one post.
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I’ll mention this in my next episode!