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1999 Vintage: The Zima

 The bartender finally throws out the last bottle of Zima. “Goodbye, 90s,” he whispers.

Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lara_Croft_9612/20/2005 10:21Found a real treasure with this one.
@Forrest_Gump_Running02/03/2003 20:32Laughing is as laughing does.
@BackToFuture_M07/23/1998 17:52Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Prestige_World_W01/07/2003 03:13Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Overly_Attached12/31/1996 08:04I’m watching you... read this joke!
@Marquee_Text_Fan04/09/2007 04:19<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Retro_End_User01/25/1997 01:44The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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