2013 Classic: The Ylvis

A guy walks in and asks, “What does the fox say?” The bartender says, “The fox says: ‘Ring-ding-ding-ding-pay-your-tab!'”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Men_In_Black_J06/21/2001 15:21Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@SpiderMan_Peter06/10/1998 03:46My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Pirate_Bay_9905/16/1999 23:48Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Neopets_Trader05/25/2000 14:19Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Social_Media_G12/29/2009 05:27I’m going to poke you for this joke!