1998 Vintage: The Yahoo! IPO

People are becoming millionaires overnight because they own a website that lists other websites. I should have bought more “Yahoo.”

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Step into 2023 – the year we all wore pink to watch a movie about...read more »

My ring just told me my blood sugar is slightly high. I’m curren...read more »

I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to dri...read more »

After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »

Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »

Step into 2009 – the year of the Angry Birds obsession, the launc...read more »

I just reached the end of the internet. It was just a picture of...read more »

Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »

Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

A movie that made me realize that being a photojournalist in a w...read more »

Step into 2024 – the year of the "Not Like Us" anthem, the global...read more »

@Msdos_Commander12/26/2012 11:30C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Lord_Of_The_Rings03/26/2008 05:53One joke to rule them all!

@Jackass_Johnny09/26/2013 10:43Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Sailor_Moon_Cry05/18/2014 23:18In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Austin_Powers_Y07/21/1996 02:31Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Hansel_So_Hot06/22/2004 19:18That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Grumpy_Cat_Real11/22/2002 18:40I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Distracted_Boy03/27/2015 15:58Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat08/05/2009 03:15Heh heh heh. Good one.