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2002 Classic: The Xbox Live Debut

 I can now be insulted by a 12-year-old in Ohio in real-time while I’m sitting in my living room in my pajamas. The future is glorious.

Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Starship_Troopers04/25/1997 15:59I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
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@Marquee_Text_Fan10/27/2001 02:05<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Evolution_Dance10/13/2001 09:34The history of humor in one post.

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