Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new VR headset?
Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2023 Barbenheimer Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Classic: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »
2024 Archive: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »
2025 Archive: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Needle
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know bet...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Gladys
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Neural
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »
55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition
Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »
54 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2025 Future Edition
In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Classic: The Prompt
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Wooden
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Donut
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
I see funny people... everywhere!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!