“I’m like Jordan Belfort!” “A millionaire stockbroker?” “No, I just spent too much money on lunch, I’m shouting for no reason, and I’m pretty sure I’m about to be escorted out of this Target.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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We created a monster... of a joke!
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Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
A classic from the Spanish web too!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
The history of humor in one post.