2012 Legacy: The Witness Stand

Why did the lawyer bring a “Fitbit” to court? To track how many calories he burned while “running circles around the truth.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Napster_King10/09/2015 04:17I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Backstreet_Fan12/27/2003 20:07I want it that way... the funny way!

@Talladega_N_R01/05/2007 09:17If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Grumpy_Cat_Real07/28/2009 06:05I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Delicious_Links09/12/1995 00:43Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!